Hello valued subscriber,

We are thrilled to announce the launch of a groundbreaking, results-oriented resource designed to optimise your content creation workflow and enhance audience engagement across verticals.

Introducing: George Orwell Copy Mastery — a dynamic, high-leverage solution for eliminating suboptimal messaging and catalysing persuasive communication outcomes.

...In other words:

You sound like a robot. And your readers can tell.

If you're using ChatGPT (like everyone else) to write your emails, sales pages, or landing pages, chances are it's stuffing your copy with clunky words, formal tone, and phrases that scream, "AI wrote this."

That’s where George Orwell Copy Mastery comes in.

It’s a short, sharp guide based on Orwell’s six famous writing rules — and it teaches you (or your AI) how to write like a human again.

No more em dashes
No more “synergistic transformation”
No more readers clicking away because it feels like a chatbot wrote your pitch

Just clean, direct, persuasive writing that works.

Get the guide for just $10, or grab the White Label Edition for $17 and you’ll also get:

Full rebranding rights
7 done-for-you promo emails
7 story-based emails you can use for anything
A custom GPT that rewrites your copy the way Orwell would

👉 Click here to grab it now

You can keep sounding like a machine.
Or you can start writing like someone people trust.

Your call.

Tom

Orwell Would Approve

$17 and you own the whole thing (GPT + product + promo emails)

Orwell was a better copywriter than 99% of marketers (yep, I said it)

Orwell Copy Mastery drops tomorrow — but you get early access

I'm tired and running on fumes here!